Blaming your toots on me. Not funny, not very funny at all
Yelling at me for barking, I’m a dog !! You idiot!!
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me sniff stuff out. Exactly who’s walk is it anyway? Huh?
Any trick that involves balancing stuff on my nose. Stop it!
Any haircut that involves pink bows or ribbons.... Now you know why I chew your stuff when you’re out!
Hiding my favourite toy, so it’s not all it used to be, and it smells. But it’s MINE...leave it !!!
Taking me to the vet to be ‘seen to’ then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back there.
Getting upset when I sniff your friends privates, sorry but I haven’t mastered the handshake thing yet!!
Dog coats, sweaters.... Haven’t you noticed I’ve got fur??How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth - you’re just jealous.
- Sue Griffiths
- United Kingdom
- suescraftstuff:- I try to put all sorts of things into order in a scrapbook. mainly family. I Started scrapbooking in 2009 and now am totally addicted. Just recently I started making a few cards, mainly for friends and family, I really enjoy doing this, but there is such a lot more to learn. currently I am learning to use promarkers, they're fantastic!!... I have a cricut cutting machine, but like to embellish with different mediums rather than just the cricut cutouts. I love lace and flowers, also distressing and embossing. This is just one of my many hobbies I've had over the years, a big part of it was woodcraft and painting.The woodcraft bit I got from my dad, him and my mum are my all time favourite people, my dad was so kind and clever, dad, I miss you, because of him I still dabble in the woodwork a bit too. But I am loving putting all my photo's into a scrapbook, and lately making cards, to keep and remember everone in a much more interesting way than a normal photo album .hopefully it will be passed on in later years.